Music is cool I guess. FL.
I’m such a protective bff like I’m sorry but if you’re dating one of my friends I will not 100% like you until you give me like at least 3 reasons to what the fuck makes you think you’re so worthy of dating my ethereal godDEsS of a best friend huh buddy like literally if you are not willing to die for her I will be so fuckin mad every time she blows me off to spend time with your fuckboy ass
Did Leslie Knope write this?
waiting-4superman I gotchu.
i get that girls need to be loved and that the mindless hate between girls should stop but that doesnt mean every girl is a perfect goddess, some girls are awful people some guys are awful people some nonbinary people are awful people
its not like youre immune to being an awful person based on anything not your race your gender your sexuality nothing can make you immune
when i say i’m a fan of rihanna i’m not even talking about her music i’m a fan of rihanna herself like she is a goddess and everyone should aspire to be her
Me: *feels insecure*
Me: *vents about feeling insecure*
Me: *feels insecure about venting about feeling insecure*
Me: cool
Persephone is the goddess of flowers and is adorable and smart and she probably only wears pastels and at the same time she’s the queen of hell and if that’s not life goals I don’t know what is
•Goddess
•My Queen
•Your Highness
•Your Majesty
also give me $1,000 and your chances of me noticing you will increase
I work in an ER and we see suicides all the time. And we get at least 3 suicidal ideations a night. We all care about you. I promise, we do. A team of complete strangers who have worked 3+ 12 hour shifts this week who are being screamed at all day and night and probably haven’t had lunch and trust me, we still love you and care about you.
We had a 16 year old patient last night who we couldn’t save. We were in that room with this patient for over an hour, we did everything we could.
And let me tell you, we all cried. The EMT’s, the nurses, the doctor. We all huddled together in the doctors dictation room and cried.
I went through the rest of my shift with smudged mascara and tracks on my cheeks.
I remember the names of all the patients that have taken their lives on my shifts.
I remember squeezing the hands, smoothing the hair, kissing the foreheads, and wiping away the blood and the vomit of every patient that has left me too soon.
I can still see every face that I have zipped into a body bag.
Trust me, someone cares about you. You have never met them yet. You don’t ever think about them. They are never remembered when you talk about heroes and role models.
But someone loves you.
damn….
This made me cry
Thank you for all you do
Needed this today..
Pros of dating me
- i’m rly soft and squishy
- i’ll make you hot beverages in bed
- i’m good at compliments
- you’ll gain lots of dorky pet names
Cons of dating me
- ummm??
- zero i am a goddess
Benefits of big hips:
Laundry basket rest
Yoga pants
Tiny human rest
Full size human rest
Hip checking those who challenge you
Ability to swing them wider than a cadillac
Model walk is 10x more dramatic
Taking up more space
Looking like a fertility goddess
I’m not sure which one of these is my favorite…
aliensyndrome